🎉 Johnny's Bachelor Party

Section 01

Identify Yourself, Soldier

We need to know who's providing this intel.

Your Name Full name or whatever the boys call you

Your Nickname(s) All aliases accepted

How do you know Johnny? College? Childhood? Work? Through someone else?

How many years have you known Johnny?

Section 02

The Roast File

This is the good stuff. Don't hold back — Johnny would want it this way.

What's the most embarrassing thing you've witnessed Johnny do? The more detail the better. Dates, locations, witnesses — give us the full report.

What's Johnny's most annoying habit or quirk? Something he does that drives people crazy or that's just peak Johnny.

If you had to roast Johnny in one sentence, what would you say? Pretend you're giving a toast. A mean one.

What is Johnny's biggest L (loss) in life? Bad bet? Bad decision? Bad haircut? Bad take?

Any legendary group stories that involve Johnny? Road trips, nights out, camping disasters, anything that became group lore.

Section 03

Johnny Rapid Fire

Quick hits. First thing that comes to mind.

Johnny's signature move on a night out?

What would Johnny's rapper name be?

What's Johnny's go-to drink?

On a scale of 1-5, how likely is Johnny to cry at the wedding?

On a scale of 1-5, how ready is Johnny for married life?

Section 04

Your Own Funeral (Optional But Encouraged)

The bot roasts everyone, not just Johnny. Give it some ammo on yourself so it doesn't have to guess. Trust us, it's funnier when it's accurate.

What's something embarrassing about YOU that the group already knows? Might as well own it before the bot finds out anyway.

What's your biggest fear for this bachelor party weekend? Sunburn? Side-by-side crash? Being the first one to pass out?

What's one thing you absolutely CANNOT do this weekend? e.g. "My wife said no tequila" or "I have a flight at 6am Monday"

Section 05

Final Intel Drop

Anything else the party bot should know?

Any inside jokes, catchphrases, or references the bot should know? Group chat memes, running gags, things that would make the group lose it.

What's one prediction you have for the bachelor party weekend?

Anything OFF LIMITS the bot should avoid mentioning about you? Totally optional. We want fun, not drama.

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Intel Received

You are now a war asset. The party bot thanks you for your service.
See you on the battlefield, soldier.